An old lady was standing at the railing of the

cruise ship holding
her hat on tight, so that it would not blow
off in the wind.
A gentleman approached her and said: “Pardon me,
madam. I do not
intend to be forward, but did you know that your dress
is blowing
up in this high wind?”

“Yes, I know,” said the
lady, “I need both hands to hold onto this
hat.”