After wedding a young couple rented a town house
in a large complex.
Concerned about a leak in an upstairs bathroom,
young woman called the
manager several times, but nothing happened.

Finally her husband reached the manager and, noting the seriousness
of
the problem, said, ” My wife is afraid the bathtub will fall
through
the kitchen.”
“Oh, no,” the manager quickly replied. “The
bathtub falls through
the living room.”