After church on
Sunday morning, a young
boy suddenly
announced to his mother, “Mom, I’ve decided I’m
going to be a
minister when I grow up.

“That’s okay with us,”
the mother said, “But what made you
decide to be a minister?”

“Well,” the boy replied, “I’ll have to go to church on Sunday

anyway, and I figure it will be more fun to stand up and yell than

to sit still and listen.