A woman decided to have her portrait painted.
She told the
artist, “Paint me with diamond earrings, a diamond
necklace, emerald
bracelets and a ruby pendant.”
“But you are not
wearing any of those things.”
“I know,” she said. “It’s in case I
should die before my husband.
I’m sure he will remarry right away,
and I want his new wife to go nuts
looking for the jewelry.”