A tourist is visiting New York City
when his car breaks down. He jumps out
and starts fiddling
under the hood. About five minutes later, he hears
some thumping sounds
and looks around to see someone taking stuff out
of
his trunk!
He runs around and yells, “Hey, bud, this is my car!”
“OK,” the
man says, “You take the front and I`ll take the back.”