A sailor in the Navy who had been at
sea
for a long time was anxious to be reunited with his girlfriend, so

he sent her the following message a few days before his ship was due

back in port: “I have missed you so much and I can’t wait to make
love
to you. I want you to come down to the pier to meet me, and I
want you
to bring the station wagon and have a mattress ready in the
back so we
can do “it” as soon as I step ashore.”

The young
lady who was just as anxious to make love, sent him a reply:
“I
will get the station wagon ready as you said, but you had better be

the first one off that ship, sailor, because I am not checking I.D.

cards.”