A police officer pulls a guy
over for
speeding and has the following exchange:

Officer: May I see your
driver’s license?

Driver: I don’t have one. I had it suspended
when I got my 5th DUI.

Officer: May I see the owner’s card for
this vehicle?

Driver: It’s not my car. I stole it.

Officer:
The car is stolen?

Driver: That’s right. But come to think of
it, I think I saw the
owner’s card in the glove box when I was
putting my gun in there.

Officer: There’s a gun in the glove
box?

Driver: Yes sir. That’s where I put it after I shot and killed
the
woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the
trunk.

Officer: There’s a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?

Driver: Yes,
sir.

Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain.

The
car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached
the
driver to handle the tense situation:

Captain: Sir, can I
see your license?

Driver: Sure. Here it is.

It was
valid.

Captain: Who’s car is this?

Driver: It’s mine,
officer. Here’s the owner’ card.

The driver owned the
car.

Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there’s

a gun in it?

Driver: Yes, sir, but there’s no gun in
it.

Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.

Captain:
Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said
there’s a body
in it.

Driver: No problem.

Trunk is opened; no
body.

Captain: I don’t understand it. The officer who stopped you said
you
told him you didn’t have a license, stole the car, had a gun in
the
glovebox, and that there was a dead body in the
trunk.

Driver: Yeah, I’ll bet the liar told you I was speeding, too