A police officer attempts to stop a car for
speeding and the
guy gradually increases his speed until he’s topping
100 mph. He
eventually realizes he can’t escape and finally pulls
over.

The cop approaches the car and says, “It’s been a long
day and my
tour is almost over, so if you can give me a good excuse
for your
behavior, I’ll let you go.”

The guy thinks for a
few seconds and then says, “My wife ran away with
a cop about a week
ago. I thought you might be that officer trying to
give her
back!”