A old snake goes to see
his Doctor.

“Doc, I need something for my eyes…can’t see well these days”.

The Doc fixes him up with a pair of glasses and tells him to return in

2 weeks.

The snake comes back in 2 weeks and tells the doctor
he’s very
depressed.

Doc says, “What’s the
problem…didn’t the glasses help you?”

“The glasses are fine doc, I just
discovered I’ve been living with a
water hose the past 2 years!”