A man was traveling down a country road when
he saw a large group of
people outside a house. He stopped and
asked a person why the large
crowd was there.

A farmer replied,
“Joe’s mule kicked his mother-in-law and she
died.”

“Well,”
replied the man, “she must have had a lot of friends.”

“Nope,”
said the farmer, “we all just want to buy his
mule.”