A man walks
into a shoe store, and tries
on a pair of shoes. “How do they feel?”
asks the sales
clerk.
“Well they feel a bit tight,” replies the man.

The assistant
promptly bends down and has a look at the shoes and at
the man’s feet.
“Try pulling the tongue out,” the clerk says.

“Well, theyth
sthill feelth a bith tighth.”