A man
walked into a gift shop that sold
religious items. Near
the cash register he saw a display of caps
with “WWJD”
printed on all of them. He was puzzled over what the
letters
could mean, but couldn’t figure it out, so he asked the
clerk.

The clerk replied that the letters stood for “What Would
Jesus
Do”, and was meant to inspire people to not make rash
decisions, but
rather to imagine what Jesus would do in the
same
situation.

The man thought a moment and then replied, “Well, I’m damn
sure
Jesus wouldn’t pay $17.95 for one of these caps.”