A man takes his hamster to the vet, and

after a short look at the creature the vet pronounces it dead. Not

happy with the vet’s diagnosis the man asks for a second opinion.
The vet
gives a whistle and in strolls a Labrador dog. The dog
nudges the
hamster around with its nose and sniffs it a couple of times
before shaking
his head. “There” says the vet,” Your hamster is
dead”. Still not
happy the man asks for a third opinion. The vet opens
the back door and
in bounds a cat. The cat jumps onto the table and
looks the hamster up
and down for a few minutes before looking up
and shaking it’s head.
“It’s definitely dead sir”, says the vet.
Convinced, the man enquires
how much he owes. “That will be L1000,
please”. “A L1000 just to
tell me my hamster is dead” fumes the man.
“Well”, says the vet,
“There’s my diagnosis, the lab report and
the cat scan”.