A man really
loved a woman, but he was
just too shy to propose to her. Now he was up in
his years and
neither of them had ever been married. Of course, they
dated about once a
week for the past six years, but he was so timid he
just never got
around to suggesting marriage much less living together.

But one
day, he became determined to ask her the question. So he calls
her
on the phone, “June.”

“Yes, this is June.”

“Will you
marry me?”

“Of course I will! Who’s this?”