A man is walking down the street
when he sees a sign in the
window of a travel agency that says
CRUISES – $100. He goes into the
agency and hands the guy $100. The
travel agent then whacks him over the
head with a baseball bat and
throws him in the river.

Another man is walking down the street a
half hour later, sees the sign
and pays the guy $100. The travel agent
then whacks him with the
baseball bat and throws him in the
river.

Sometime later, the two men are floating down the river together
and
the first man asks, “Do you think they’ll serve any food on
this
cruise?”
The second man says, “I don’t think so. They
didn’t do it last
year.”