A man comes home and
hears hard breathing
female noises from
inside the aprtment, walks inside to find his
wife on the floor
of the living room naked. Wife yells, “help, help, I
am having
a heart attack”, the husband runs in the other room to
call the
doctor when one of his kids run up to him and says “daddy,
daddy,
there is a naked man in the closet”, husband opens the
closet
door and sees his friend Bob. He yells at Bob, “Bob, god damn
it,
my wife is having a heart attack and here you are trying to scare
the
kids”!!!