A Jewish
father has two kids who want to
sell lemonade on the street
corner for 15 cents a glass. He figures
he’ll spend about 3 bucks on
the
ingredients, the kids will
sell maybe 10 glasses and then drink the
rest
and get stomach
aches. His eventual response:

“Go stand on the corner for two hours
and come back, I’ll give
you two dollars. Everybody wins.”