A guy is down on his luck. He takes his

last $500 and goes to Las Vegas.
Overnight, he has a fantastic run of
luck. He stumbles out of the
casino
and finds a pay phone. He
calls his wife and says, “Honey, pack your
bags.
I just won over a
million dollars in Vegas.”
His wife say, “That’s wonderful. What
should I pack for…Europe, the
Carribean?”
He says, “I don’t
care, just be gone when I get home.”