A guy had been feeling down for so long

that he finally decided to seek the aid of a
psychiatrist.

He went there, lay on the couch, spilled his guts then waited for the

profound wisdom of the psychiatrist to make him feel
better.

The psychiatrist asked me a few questions, took some notes then sat

thinking in silence for a few minutes with a puzzled look on his
face.

Suddenly, he looked up with an expression of delight and said,
“Um, I
think your problem is low self-esteem. It is very common
among
losers.”