A guy goes to a girl’s house
for the first
time, and she shows him into the living room. She excuses
herself
to go to the kitchen to make them a few drinks, and as he’s

standing there alone, he notices a cute little vase on the mantel.
He picks
it up, and as he’s looking at it, she walks back in. He says

“What’s this?”
She says, “Oh, my father’s ashes are in there.”
He
goes, “Geez…oooh….I…”
She says, “Yeah, he’s too lazy to go to
the kitchen to get an
ashtray.”