A drunk stammers out of a bar and

runs into two priests. He runs up to them and says, ”I’m Jesus

Christ.”

The first priest says, ”No, son, I’m Jesus
Christ.”

So the drunk says it to the second priest.

The second priest replies, ”No, son, I’m Jesus Christ.”

The drunk says, ”Look, I can prove it.” and walks back into the

bar with the priests.

The bartender takes on look at the
drunk and exclaims, ”Jesus
Christ, you’re here again?”