A driver tucked this note under the

windshield wiper of his automobile. “I’ve circled the block for 20
minutes.
I’m late for an appointment, and if I don’t park here I’ll
lose my
job. Forgive us our trespasses.”

When he came back
he found a parking ticket and this note: “I’ve
circled the block
for 20 years, and if I don’t give you a ticket, I’ll
lose my job.
Lead us not into temptation.”