A dentist, after completing work on a patient,

came to him begging.

Dentist: Could you help me? Could you
give out a few of your loudest,
most painful
screams?

Patient: Why? Docor, it wasn’t all that bad this time.

Dentist: There
are so many people in the waiting room right now, and I
don’t want
to miss the four o’clock ball game.