A college student in a philosophy class was

taking his first examination.

On the paper there was a single
line which simply said: “Is this a
question?” – Discuss.

After a short time he wrote: “If that is a question, then this is an

answer.”

The student received an “A” on the exam.

A
Boston brokerage house advertised for a “young Harvard graduate or
the
equivalent.”

Among the inquiries received was one from a Yale
grad. He said, “Do
you mean two Princeton men, or a Yale man part
time?”