A car was driving down the
street when all
of a sudden it started swerving. The car was going back
and forth
till someone with a cell phone called the police. A police
officer
pulled the car over. A blonde rolls down the window and says, ”

Officer, I’m so glad you are here. I saw a tree in the road, then I

saw another. So I had to swerve to keep from hitting it!” The officer

looks at her, then says, “Ma’am, that’s your air freshener.”