A blonde suspects that her boyfriend is
cheating on
her, so she goes out and buys a gun.

She goes to his
apartment that same day, with the gun in hand. Sure
enough, when she
opens the door, she finds her boyfriend in the arms of a
redhead.
She points the gun at her boyfriend at stares him down for a
moment.
Then, suddenly, she’s overcome with grief, so she puts the gun
up
to the side her head.

Her boyfriend screams, “Honey, don’t do
it…”

The blonde yells back, “Shut up! You’re next!”