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A blonde and

A blonde and a redhead went to the bar after
work
for a drink, and sat on stools watching the 6 O’clock news. A
man was
shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge, and the
blonde bet
the redhead $50 that he wouldn’t jump.

Sure
enough, he jumped, so the blonde gave the redhead $50. The redhead

said,

“I can’t take this, you’re my friend.”
But the blonde
insisted saying,
“No. A bet’s a bet.”

Then the redhead said

“Listen, I have to tell you that I saw this on the 5 O’clock
news, so
I can’t take your money.”

The blonde replied

“Well, so did I, but I didn’t think he would jump again!”

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