The night before her wedding, the bride-to-be talked with her mother. “Mom,” she said, “I want you to teach me how to make my new husband happy.”The mother took a deep breath and began, “When two people love, honor, and respect each other, love can be a very beautiful thing…””I know how to fuck, mother,” the bride-to-be interrupted. “I want you to teach me how to make a great lasagna!”