What do Monica and Bob Dole have in common? They’re both upset Clinton finished first.They called off the investigation of President Clinton due to a lack of evidence. Turns out he didn’t tell her to lie, he told her to kneel.How will Clinton build his bridge to the 21st century? Apparently while part of a federal prison work release program.What’s the difference between Bill Clinton and his dog Buddy? One tries to hump the leg of every woman in the White House, the other is a chocolate labrador.