Everyone thought God created man before woman. That is not true. In fact he created woman first, but with three boobsGod: So now that you are here how do you feel about yourself? Eve: Well to be honest I feel alright, however I don’t think I need this center boob.God: We can correct that. There now how do you feel? Eve: I feel great!(Looking at her hand…)Woman: Excuse me God? God: Yes Woman: Now what do I do with this usless boob?***POOF*** Man was created.