These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world. Newsreader, BBC Radio 4: “Working mothers are the backbone of the third half of the economy.” Glenda Jackson, Channel 4 TV: “There’s nothing athletes like – or indeed hate – more than hanging around like this.” – David Coleman, BBC 1 TV “Not being in the Rumbelows Cup for those teams won’t mean a row of beans, ‘cos that’s only small potatoes.” – Ian St John, ITV “Oldham are leading 1-0, a well deserved victory at this stage of the game.” – Tommy Docherty, Picadilly Radio Brian Johnson, BBC Radio 3: “We don’t appear to have Jim Fish on the line at the moment.” “Are there any more great swimmers in the pipeline?” – Cliff Morgan, BBC Radio 4 “Andre Vandapole has four silver medals in cyclocross, and none of them gold.” – Phil Liggott, Channel 4 TV “Well, I shall remember that catch for many a dying day.”