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The Master Chief was inspecting the barracks…

The Master Chief was inspecting the barracks and heoverheard one terrified recruit whisper, “Master Chief Barneshas the heart of a tiny child . . . on his desk . . . in a jar.”Without missing a beat, Master Chief Barnes snarled, “Goddamned if they don’t find out EVERY little thing aboutyou!”