A bus filled with politicians was driving through thecountryside one day, on the campaign trail. The bus driver,caught up in the beautiful scenery, loses control andcrashes into the ditch. A farmer living nearby hears the horrible crash andrushes out to discover the wreckage. Finding the politicianshe buries them. The next day, the police come to the farm to question theman. “So you buried all the politicians?” asked the policeofficer. “Were they all dead?” The farmer answered, “Some said they weren’t, but youknow how politicians lie.”