MICHAEL KENNEDY What’s the difference between John Denver and Michael Kennedy? John Denver made it alive out of Aspen. Has Elton John re-written any of his songs for Michael Kennedy? Not yet, but he’s done one about the tree: “I’m Still Standing” How can you be sure that Michael was really a Kennedy? Check the family tree. A simple accident? Some witnesses insist there was a second tree at the snow-covered knoll… What do Michael and JFK Jr’s magazine “George” have in common? Wood pulp. New bumper sticker….”Plant A Tree….Kill A Kennedy….” What will it take to reunite the four Kennedy brothers? A1: One more bullet. A2: A season lift pass.