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A man and

A man and his girlfriend were out to dinner

one night. The waiter tells them the night’s special is chicken

almondine and fresh fish.
“The chicken sounds good; I’ll have
that,” the woman says.
The waiter nods. “And the vegetable?” he
asks.
“Oh, he’ll have the fish,” she replies.

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