Three Pastors from the south were having

lunch in a diner. One said, “Ya
know, since summer started I’ve
been having trouble with bats in my
loft
and attic at church.
I’ve tried everything-noise, spray, cats-nothing
seems to scare them
away.

Another said, “Yea, me too. I’ve got hundreds living in
my belfry and
in
the attic. I’ve even had the place fumigated,
and they won’t go
away.”

The third said, “I baptized all
mine, and made them members of the
church… Haven’t seen one back
since!”