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One Sunday morning

One Sunday morning the pastor
noticed
little Johnny was
standing staring up at the large plaque that hung
in the foyer of
the church. The young man of seven had been staring
at the
plaque for some time, so the pastor walked up and stood

beside him and gazing up at the plaque he said quietly, “Good

morning son.”

“Good morning pastor” replied the young man not taking
his
eyes off the plaque. “Sir, what is this?” Johnny
asked.

“Well son, these are all the people who have died in the
service”,
replied the pastor. Soberly, they stood together
staring up at the
large plaque.

Little Johnny’s voice barely broke the silence
when he asked
quietly, “Which one sir, the 8:30 or the 10:30?”

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