The Pope took a philosophy professor (an

atheist at that) out fishing on
a large lake. As they drifted on
the still lake, the philosopher
accidentally dropped an oar and
watched it float away. The pontiff
stepped out of the boat, walked across
the water to the oar, grabbed it
and walked back to the boat. The
next day at the university, a
colleague
asked the philosopher if
he had enjoyed fishing with the Pope. “It was
okay, but would you
believe that guy can’t swim?”