Moses,
Jesus and an old man are golfing.
Moses steps up to
the tee and hits the ball. It goes sailing over
the fairway and lands
in the water trap. Moses parts the water and
chips the ball onto the
green.
Jesus steps up to the tee and hits
the ball. It goes sailing over the
fairway and lands in the water
trap.
Jesus just walks on the water and chips the ball onto the green.
The
old man steps up to the tee and hits the ball. It goes sailing
over
the fairway and heads for the water trap. But, just before it
falls
into the water, a fish jumps up and grabs the ball in its mouth.
As the
fish is falling back down into the water, an eagle swoops
down and
grabs the fish in its claws. The eagle flies over the green
where a
lightning bolt shoots from the sky and barely misses it.
Startled, the
eagle drops the fish. When the fish hits the ground, the
ball pops out
of its mouth and rolls into the hole for a hole-in
-one.
Jesus then turns to the old man and says, “Dad, if you don’t
stop
fooling around, we won’t bring you next time.”