A traffic Policeman recently
stopped a
woman for exceeding the posted speed limit. He asked the driver
her
name.

She said, “I’m Mrs. Chadivaler Zuminskagia Ragretumunga from
the
Republic of Uzbetikan visiting my daughter in
Columbia.”

As she finished speaking the cop paused for a moment and then put away

his summons book and pen, and said, “Well… OK… but don’t let
me
catch you speeding again.”