A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to

steal a watch from an exclusive jewelry store. “Listen,” said the

shoplifter, “I know you don’t want any trouble either. What do you
say I
just buy the watch and we forget about this?”

The
manager agreed and wrote up the sales slip. The crook looked at the
slip
and said, “This is a little more than I intended to spend. Can
you
show me something less expensive?”