A
Japanese man was boasting about how
his country had such advanced medical
technology. He said, “We take
the lungs out of a man, perform an
operation, put the lungs back in,
and in 4 weeks, the man is looking for
work.”

An Englishman
said, “We are far more advanced than you. We can take
the heart out
of a man, perform surgery and have him ready for work in
just 3
weeks.”

The Irishman says, “That’s nothing; we can take a kidney
out of a
man, put into another man’s body and have them looking
for work in 2
weeks.”

The American says, “Well hell, that’s
nothin’. We had an idiot taken
out of Texas, put in the Whitehouse
and now half the country is
lookin’ for work!”