There was a woman who was pregnant with

twins, and shortly before they were due, she had an accident and went into

a coma. Her husband was away on business, and unable to be reached.

While in the coma, she gave birth to her twins, and the only person
around
to name her children was her brother.

When the mother
came out of her coma to find she had given birth and
that her
brother had named the twins, she became very worried, because he
wasn’t
a very bright guy. She was sure he had named them something
absurd
or stupid.

When she saw her brother she asked him about the
twins.

He said, “The first one was a girl.”

The mother: “What
did you name her?!?”

Brother: “Denise!”

The Mom: “Oh,
wow, that’s not bad! What about the second one?”

Brother: “The
second one was a boy.”

The Mom: “Oh, and what did you name
him?”

Brother: “Denephew.”