A warrant officer was crossing a road one-day
when a frog called
out to him and said, “If you kiss me, I’ll turn
into a beautiful
princess”. He bent over, picked up the frog and
put it in his pocket.

The frog spoke up again and said, “If you
kiss me and turn me back
into a beautiful princess, I will stay with
you for one week.” The
warrant officer took the frog out of his
pocket, smiled at it and returned it
to his pocket.

The frog
then cried out, “If you kiss me and turn me back into a
princess,
I’ll stay with you for one week and do ANYTHING you want.” Again
the
warrant officer took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back

into his pocket.

Finally, the frog asked, “What is the matter?
I’ve told you I’m a
beautiful princess, that I’ll stay with you for
a week and do anything
you want. Why won’t you kiss me?”

The warrant officer said, “Look I’m an warrant officer. I dont have
time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog, now that’s
cool.”