A soldier at the Pentagon got out of the
shower, and
realized that his clothes were missing. And then he
accidentally locked
himself out of the locker room. So now he was
completely naked in the halls
of the headquarters of the most powerful
military organization on the
planet. And he felt pretty ridiculous.
Getting an idea, he walked naked
and purposefully through the
corridors until he reached the Research &
Development laboratory. He walked
in and saluted the Head Scientist.

“I am here to report the
partial success of the personal invisibility
device!”