You Might be a
Marine Wife if:
1. Your
mail goes to four addresses in two countries before it reaches
you.

2. You earned an Accounting degree by deciphering your husband’s
LES
and running a family on what was ACTUALLY deposited.
3.
“Savings” sounds like a great idea and you hope to someday have
some.

4. Sex – see #3.
5. You can simultaneously be a control freak,
change plans on a
moment’s notice, yet you are not being treated
for schizophrenia.
6. You know the Tricare regulations/procedures
better than their
service reps.
7. You know what forms you need
better than your husband’s Admin
clerk.
8. You are strangely
attracted (or repulsed) by the color green.
9. You can calculate the
cost of a 5-minute phone call from any
country, any time, on up to
four different calling plans.
10. At a distance, you can pick out
your husband from 100 other men
with identical haircuts and clo
thes.
11. The face paint in your closet is NOT for your children.

12. Name tapes are not just for kids.