In a psychiatrist’s waiting room two

patients are having a conversation. One says to the other, “Why are
you
here?”
The second answers, “I’m Napoleon, so the doctor told
me to come
here.”
The first is curious and asks, “How do you
know that you’re
Napoleon?”
The second responds, “God told me I
was.”
At this point, a patient on the other side of the room shouts,
“NO I
DIDN’T!”