What a woman says: “This place is a mess C’mon,

you and I need to clean up.

Your stuff is lying on the
floor, and you’ll have no clothes to wear,
if we don’t do laundry
right now!”

What a man hears: blah, blah, blah, blah,

C’mon
blah, blah, blah, blah,

you and I blah, blah, blah, blah,

on the floor blah, blah, blah, blah,

no clothes blah, blah,
blah, blah,

right now !