Two men are having an awfully slow round
of
golf because the two ladies in front of them
managed to get into
every sand trap, lake, and
rough on the course, and they didn’t
bother to
wave the men on through, which is proper
golf
etiquette.

After two hours of waiting and waiting, one man
said, “I think
I’ll walk up there and ask those
gals to let us play through.” He
walked out to
the fairway, got halfway to the ladies,
stopped,
turned around and came back, explaining, “I can’t
do it. One of those
women is my wife and the other
is my mistress. Maybe you’d better
go talk to them.”

The second man walked toward the ladies, go
halfway
there and, just as his partner had done, stopped,
turned
around and walked back.

He smiled sheepishly and said, “Small
World!”