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Lee was known

Lee was known among his friends for the

punctuality with which he sent
his wife her alimony payment each
month. When he was asked the reason
for his haste he shivered and
replied: “I’m afraid that if I should
ever fall behind in the payments to
that witch, she might well try to
repossess me.”